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Intermezzo – Part 4
October 21, 2010, 12:12 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

14) A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: Whatís the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: Youíll need a new power supply.

User: No, I donít! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. Youíll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the

command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The, tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support::(hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We donít normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM† at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didnít work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech : Thatís your problem there. That version of DOS didnít come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isnít compatible with NOSMOKE.

Height Of it all (Too Good)

15) Customer : I need a product identification number right now

Customer Care Officer : and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust : sure !!!!

CCO : could u left click on start and do u find ĎMy Computerí?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your, computer?


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