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Intermezzo – Part 1
October 21, 2010, 12:08 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……

FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE… TAKE A LOOK : ( and you would find why.. !!!! )

 

1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

Customer : “Ok.”

Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer : “No.”

Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer : “No.”

Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

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2) Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”

Tech Support : “Did you install the update?”

Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”

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3) Customer : “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”

Tech Support : “Tell me what you’ve done.”

Customer : “I typed ‘A: SETUP’.”

Tech Support : “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”

Customer : “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”

Tech Support : “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”

Customer : “What?”

Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”

Customer: “No…”

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4) Customer : “Do I need a computer to use your software?”

Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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