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Alqur’an Digital
October 25, 2010, 12:36 AM
Filed under: CERITA

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7 Golongan Yang Dinaungi Allah Pada Hari Kiamat
October 23, 2010, 1:32 AM
Filed under: BULETIN JUMAT

Buletin Al Furqon – 6 no 4



O.R.A.C.L.E
October 21, 2010, 12:30 AM
Filed under: GAMBARKU :)



Si Kodok TOAD
October 21, 2010, 12:27 AM
Filed under: GAMBARKU :)



Intermezzo – Part 4
October 21, 2010, 12:12 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

14) A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What’s the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the

command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The, tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support::(hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM  at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech : That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE.

 

 

Height Of it all (Too Good)

15) Customer : I need a product identification number right now

Customer Care Officer : and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust : sure !!!!

CCO : could u left click on start and do u find ‘My Computer’?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your, computer?



Intermezzo – Part 3
October 21, 2010, 12:11 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

11) Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

Tech support : @@@@@

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12) Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”

Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”

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13) Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”

Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”

Tech Support : “Well?”

Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”

Tech support : *** —- ++++

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Intermezzo – Part 2
October 21, 2010, 12:10 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

5) Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”

Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”

Customer : “A white one.”

Tech support : ******_____####

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7) Tech Support : “What operating system are you running?”

Customer : “Pentium.”

Tech support : ////—–+++

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8) Customer : “My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.”

Tech support : ??????

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9) Customer : “I have Microsoft Exploder.”

Tech Support : ?!%#$

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10) Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”

Tech support : ??????

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