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Pelajaran dari Sebuah Reuni
May 31, 2010, 12:44 AM
Filed under: CERITA

http://www.eramuslim.com/oase-iman/pelajaran-dari-sebuah-reuni.htm

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Oleh Sabrul Jamil

Reuni SD? Rasanya memang agak jarang terdengar. Tetapi itulah yang saya dengar dari teman saya. Baru-baru ini ia mengikuti acara reuni Sekolah Dasar, di salah satu Café di Jakarta. Cukup banyak juga yang hadir. Ada alumni SD tersebut yang sekarang sudah menjadi artis ibu kota.

Selengkapnya…Pelajaran dari Sebuah Reuni

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Menjemput Rizki-Mu dengan SkenarioNya yang Sempurna
May 25, 2010, 12:43 AM
Filed under: CERITA

http://www.eramuslim.com/oase-iman/mukti-amini-menjemput-rizki-mu-dengan-skenarionya-yang-sempurna.htm

Walun pembungkus kain yang kini telah kosong itu dilipat bapak, didekapkan ke dadanya sambil mrebes mili (menitikkan air mata), dan berkata lirih, “Alhamdulillah… Gusti Allah, matur suwun sanget. Panjenengan mboten rila kula cuwa” (Alhamdulillah. Ya Allah terima kasih, Engkau tidak rela jika aku kecewa).

Menjemput Rizki



Mama’s Boys
May 21, 2010, 1:02 AM
Filed under: FUN WITH ENGLISH

From: Free-English-Course@yahoogroups.com

Mama’s Boys
Sara recently retired from her job of 23 years. Because she retired, Sara has less money than
she used to. She has enough money for herself, but she has a problem.
 
She has 2 sons. One is 23 and the other is 26. Both sons work. However, they both live at
home with their mom. They eat her food and expect her to cook for them. They also expect
Sara to clean their rooms. The boys never do any chores at all. Also, they don’t pay for food or
anything else. In short, they are mama’s boys.
 
Sare is sick of the situation. She thinks, “They’re adults. They should be living on their own,
not still living with their mother. I’m going to kick them out.”
 
During dinner that night, Sara tells the boys, “It’s time for you two to take responsibility. You
can’t live with me anymore. I’m not going to cook for you. I’m not going to clean for you. You
need to grow up and get your own apartments!”
 
The boys are very upset. They complain. They rant and rave– “You’re a terrible mom. How
can you do this. We’re your children. It’s not fair.” The boys continue to rant and rave for 57
hours without stopping. But Sara won’t budge.
 
She tells them, “You have 1 month to find your own apartment. No more whining– just do it.”
Then Sara leaves the room.
 
The next day, the boys come to the kitchen for breakfast– but there’s no food. Sara refuses to
cook for them. She says, “You have jobs– get your own food and make it yourself. ” The boys
can’t believe it!
 
This happens everyday. The boys gradually lose weight because they won’t cook for
themselves. Finally, on the 28th day, they look for an apartment. They find a 2 bedroom for
$750 a month. They sign a one year lease.
 
They rush home to tell their mother. They’re very excited because this will be their first
apartment. They tell their mom, “We did it. We found an apartment. We’ll move in
tomorrow.”
 
Sara says, “I’m very proud of you. You’re finally becoming independent.”
The next day, the boys move in. They have a big party with their friends. In fact, every night
they have parties at their apartment. They’re very happy because now they have their own
place– and they can have parties all the time!
 
Sara is happy too, because her boys are finally growing up.
 
Vocab
retired: stopped working
used to: than (she) did in the past, once did/had
mama’s boys: immature adult men, boy/man who is too dependent on his mom (an insult)
sick of: tired of, no longer like a situation, annoyed with
kick them out: make someone leave, force someone to leave
take responsibility: be independent, be responsible
to grow up: become mature, become an independent adult
rant and rave: to complain & yell a lot
won’t budge: will not change (a decision)
whining: complaining
lease: a contract (for an apartment)
move in: to move into a new place, to go to a new home



Nasi, Garam Dan Minyak Jelantah
May 21, 2010, 1:01 AM
Filed under: CERITA

http://www.eramuslim.com/oase-iman/nasi-garam-dan-minyak-jelantah.htm

“Eh, kamu kalo makan, senengnya pake lauk apa,” tanyanya.

Sayapun kemudian menjawabnya dengan bercerita dengan panjang lebar. Dengan bangga saya mengatakan kepadanya, bahwa tiap hari saya makan dengan lauk pauk yang serba mewah, tentu dengan dibumbui kebohongan di sana-sini, dengan tujuan agar dia merasa iri. Namun di luar dugaan saya, dia hanya tersenyum tipis dan kemudian berkata kepada saya.

“Oh, kalo aku di rumah, paling seneng makan nasi sama garam dan minyak jelantah,” ujarnya bangga.

Selengkapnya Nasi, Garam dan Minyak Jelantah



System Support
May 20, 2010, 2:11 AM
Filed under: LOWONGAN

Postingan dari milist indo-oracle, semoga bermanfaat

Dear All,dani.budiman@gmail.com

ditempatku lagi ada lowongan untuk posisi System Support.
requirement ada dibawah.
bagi yang berminat silakan kirim cv ke alamat

Mdani Budiman
PT. Trakindo Utama

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– Bachelor Degree majoring IT
– A minimum of one year experiences as System support
– Must have a hands-on experienced in System support, software
troubleshooting, remote coaching.
Strong knowledge in,
– Operating System : MS Windows Server 2003/2008
– Database : MySQL, MS SQL server 2005/2008, Oracle 10
– Web : PHP (would be advantage)
– Software : Maintenance Software (would be advantage)
==========================



Union & Union All
May 19, 2010, 12:42 AM
Filed under: ORACLE, Sistem Informasi

UNION is a SQL set operation that returns all rows from two different select statements, and then eliminates any duplicate rows from the result set.

For example, the below query will return all rows from table_A and table_B (no duplicates):

SELECT * FROM table_A
UNION
SELECT * FROM table_B;

UNION ALL is a SQL set operation that returns all rows from two different select statements. Unlike with Union, duplicate rows are NOT removed from the result set. As a result, UNION ALL is faster than a UNION.

For example, the below query will return all rows from table_A and table_B (may contain duplicate rows):

SELECT * FROM table_A
UNION ALL
SELECT * FROM table_B;


PO – Worker
May 18, 2010, 2:55 AM
Filed under: ORACLE

Oracle EBS Release 12

Module: Purchasing

Menu: Purchase Order / AutoCreate

Jika terdapat error di bawah ini, maka perlu dicek setup nya.

“You are not setup as a worker, to access this form you need to be a worker”

Setup yang perlu ada:

1. Employees (Setup –> Personnel –> Employees)

2. Buyers (Setup –> Personnel –> Buyers)

3. User accountnya Person nya harus diassign ke Employeee dimaksud (Security –> User –> Define)

Setup 1 & 2 menggunakan responsibility Purchasing

Setup 3 menggunakan responsibility System Administrator